Super power?

so let me tell you of this ability that, i realized this morning, i possess. i havent come up with a fancy name for it yet, but it involves breaking things on the kitchen floor. before today i thought that it was just clumsiness, but the pieces came together just a while ago, no pun intended. since getting married i have broken a bowl, a jug of ice tea, a jar of strawberry jam, and this morning a jar of salsa. we have almost lived in this apartment for 2 years and that averages out 1 major break every 6 months.

so here is what happened this morning. im cleaning house, being a good husband. i just get through vacuuming the kitchen and a thought popped in my head, clean behind the fridge. so i pull out the fridge and its gross. i vacuum and then take a rag and clean the stains. ahhh much better. i then roll the fridge back into place. i open the door to make sure i didn't unplug it and KA-CRASH.

broken glass and salsa everywhere. im in bare feet and can move. i barely reach the trashcan to pull it over and begin clean up.

on the positive side i was toying with whether or not i should mop. and boom its answered.

like i said a super power.

side note as an honorable mention i broke one of our best wine glasses in the sink washing it. not on the floor but still in the kitchen.